Misadventures in Adulting Ep 4: Bro, Interrupted
From the 2010s script vault: On a slow night at the bar, the bros one-up each other over annoying instances when others interrupted an otherwise perfectly solitary moment.
Bro, Interrupted
Written by Jawanza Barial-Lumumba, edited by Emily Peterson
ISAAC (Narrator)
It’s just another Thursday night at Slum’s, my employment-pad. Like every Thursday, it’s slummin at Slum’s, except for my two best-bros/housemates, who are dressed to impressed, with no one in sight aside from them. Brotastic. As I manhandle the shit out of the bar, they engage in their lives with a dire and wondrous ponderment…
JEREMIAH
What if they had never cancelled Firefly…
CARLOS
We’d somehow be getting laid less. And statistically speaking, that’s nearly improbable.
JEREMIAH
Real talk.
ISAAC (Narrator)
He raises his beer.
JEREMIAH
To its cancellation!
CARLOS
And to our moderate/occasional sex-lives.
JEREMIAH
Here-here!
ISAAC (Narrator)
The bros cheers their classy Budlight to their strangely conceived triumph.
JEREMIAH
I had the biggest realization today at work, bro!
